Vertical shots, of course. Rioux won’t fit in the frame any other way. At 7 feet, 9 inches (2.4 meters), Rioux is the ultimate BMOC. He’s actually the Biggest Man On Campus — any campus.

To gain three to four inches and hit the over 6ft category, the Brit paid £65,000. He believes in doing so, he will have better opportunities in life, as people will take him more seriously.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a 9x5-inch loaf pan with non-stick cooking spray. Set aside. In a small bowl, combine melted butter, minced garlic, chopped parsley, and kosher salt. Stir well ...