So it’s always been kind of silly that athletes in Final Fantasy X hold their breath indefinitely to play the full-contact underwater sport of Blitzball. Yet this is also a world where somebody ...

If ever there was a poster boy for "did not sign up for this nonsense", it would be Tidus from FFX. The guy just wanted to play Blitzball, dammit. But instead, a giant eldritch god-whale thing ...